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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:44

No, not a chance
Then came..
Still no good.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
How short is too short for a skirt?
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)